fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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