So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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