WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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