I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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