Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Houston, we have a squirter
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Randomize
