You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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