Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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