thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
