Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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