So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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