I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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