If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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