i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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