Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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