Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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