The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I forget how to act sober
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