4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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