marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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