And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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