I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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