Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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