Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
