so let's talk penis.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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