my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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