when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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