If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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