I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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