You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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