That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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