my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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