Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
