i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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