How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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