If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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