I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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