Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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