I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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