u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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