he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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