his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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