windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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