would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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