And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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