The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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