After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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