I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
