So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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