I don't think brook has ever known best
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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