O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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