I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I looked at my own cervix.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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